Retro Raist is back people with volume 2! Yes it’s the new feature where I once again talk about something from the era of either the 80’s or the 90’s. This time around we will be diving into the former, as I bring you a review for a movie that came out way back in 1989: Cyborg! If there is one thing that the roaring 80’s were famous for, and also one of the reasons I am so very much in love with that era, it’s the huge amount of high quality action films. It’s what’s sometimes called the birth of the action hero, as of course it was around that time we saw Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone begin their rise to fame. If you are interested in maybe seeing some of the other films that were released back then you might want to check out my Action Movies of the 80’s post. While Arnold and Sylvester (I almost make them sound like a comedy act) were certainly the biggest stars, we must also not forget some of the others that began their careers as well back then. One of them was Jean-Claude van Damme, aka the “Muscles from Brussels”. With the release of Bloodsport in 1988 he became famous in action circles, and that film is considered by many to be a martial arts classic. One year later Cyborg was made, and I myself have always found this to be one of his best films.
Cyborg takes place in a very dark and post apocalyptic world. Everything has gone to hell, and humanity is struggling to stay on it’s feet. To make matters even worse a terrible Plague is wiping out what’s left of mankind, and scientists are desperately trying to find a cure. Then hope appears in the form of a female cyborg that might just hold the key to bringing an end to the horrible disease. She has to travel from New York to Atlanta in order to make contact with the last of the world’s remaining doctors. However it won’t be an easy journey. The land she has to travel through is very dangerous and bands of pirates are making prey of everyone they come across. One of these gangs is led by the monstrous Fender, a particularly nasty individual, who likes the world as it is. He has no interest whatsoever in curing the disease and just wants it for himself, to exploit it as he sees fit. When he comes across the cyborg and a human escort she is travelling with, he immediately orders his marauders to attack her. They manage to kill the escort but just as they are about to capture her, a young man appears who tries to rescue her. He fails in this, but then sets off in hot pursuit. The man called Gibson Rickenbacker has his own bone to pick with Fender. Together with a young girl they desperately try to stop him, before humanity’s dusk will truly descend…
Well, there is no reason to hide this fact: Cyborg is a B-movie. But anyways, just as we all often like a bit of fast food I also sometimes love to watch B-movies especially if they are fun and action packed. Cyborg certainly falls into both categories. As far as comparisons go, it has a similar vibe to the Mad Max films. I always love watching films set in post apocalyptic times, and it’s definitely presented well here. Even though this film obviously had a low budget, it makes the most of it’s resources. Bleak and depressing buildings combined with some great setpieces help create a foreboding and dark atmosphere. And that’s not all that works well here. The soundtrack of the film is also a cut above the normal and usually bad music one often hears in films like these. Some recurring themes really help set the tone during the many fightsequences this film has, and conveys a depressing mood. The weaponry, especially van Damme’s rifle, looks pretty good too and helps you to believe the fact that these really are the endtimes. So how about the characters in this film, and the actors that portray them?
Besides van Damme himself, none of the actors that appear in this film are well known. But it has to be said, while there are of course no Oscar winning performances here, they still aren’t too horrible. Fender, played by Vincent Klyn is one of those true totally over the top villains. He is a menacing figure, that screams a lot (especially in the final scene, where it gets to the point of becoming slightly annoying), but still works effectively as the bad guy. The young girl that accompanies Gibson on his journey is played by actress Deborah Richter. She really is the only bright and positive character in this film, and at least brings a little bit of light into the world. I liked her quite a lot to be honest, and even though she admittedly didn’t always do the smartest things, she was very brave and had a pure heart. And then of course we have the man himself, mr. Van Damme. Acting has never been his strongest skill, but despite that fact, he still makes Gibson Rickenbacker (yep, craziest name ever) a likeable character. He is the strong silent type, and has more than a passing similarity to Mel Gibson’s Mad Max. (Maybe that’s why his first name is Gibson?). When you learn exactly why he is after Fender, you more than want him to succeed with his revenge.
Last but not least I should adress the action, one of the main reasons one watches films like these. And I have to say on that front the film also does an okay job. Van Damme pulls off many of his signature moves such as the always impressive spin kick, and a split that when you watch it as a male makes you wonder how on Earth he is able to that and keep his private parts intact. Ahem, right. The fight choreagraphy is done well, with some cool slow motion shots, and enough variety to keep it entertaining. It’s also quite bloody and brutal. The special effects, such as they are, are the film’s weakest point, but well there aren’t many there in the first place, so that never really becomes a problem. Cyborg is just a fun film, that you can enjoy when you are on the look out for some mindless entertainment. It’s not the best movie you will come across, but it get’s the job done, and for a now 30 year old movie is still well worth checking out. Just don’t expect too much of it, and you will do just fine. So that brings us to an end of this second volume of Retro Raist. I hope you enjoyed reading it. What’s next you ask? Well, I’m going to keep that a secret for now, but I will give you a small hint: “ I have the pooooooweeerrrrrrr!!!!!” Nuff said. See you next time!
I give Cyborg a 8 out 10 score.
I had a huge crush on Jean-Claude, back in the day, but somehow I missed this.🤷🏻♀️ Excellent review Michel and once again your captions had me in stitches!😆😂
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Haha, you are not the only one: My mum had that same crush too 😂😂 In fact she was the one that introduced me too his films lol😂
Haha…glad you enjoyed the captions…I do my best…..😅😅😅
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I used to enjoy JCVDs old movies. I haven’t seen any in a while. Bloodsport was one of my favorites. Don’t think I ever saw Cyborg, though. And yes, I had a bit of a crush, too 🙂
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Haha, well, as I just said to Kim, you are not the only one 😊 So did my mum lol😊
I have to say that Van Damme still makes pretty enjoyable films, though admittedly they aren’t as good anymore as his older work 😊 Cyborg is a solid film still, especially if you like the older films like Bloodsport 😊 It should be easy to find. Hope you will enjoy it as well, should you see it at some point! 😊😊
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I never had a crush on JCVD, I always liked him a bit less than the other action heroes. He always looked so cold hearted to me. I was kinda scared of him xD
My favorite JCVD movie would be Street Fighter … Raul Julia as Bison is so hillarious!
Never seen Cyborgh tough… I did like the one with the sci-fi prison escapes as well..just forgot how they are called… I think it was more then one at least.
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Haha…cold hearted huh? 🤔🤔 My mother “fell” for him when he was being really nice to a small child in the film Lionheart😊 Never heard her be scared of him though😊😊
Street fighter was seriously cheesy, but I loved it as well! Raul Julia was one of the biggest reasons why I liked it so much!
I’m surprised at how few people (at least so far) haven’t seen this film. 😊
As for the sci-fi prison escapes….are you maybe talking about Fortress? That wasn’t Jean Claude, it was Christopher Lambert 😊 The only sequels that van Damme made as far as I know are the Universal Soldier movies 😊
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I have actually seen this on TV, some years back. Actually, ‘seen it’ is not strictly true. I lasted almost fifteen minutes before I turned it off though. 🙂
The only JCVD film I have ever sat all the way through is ‘Legionnaire’, and that was because I am reasonably interested in the Foreign Legion. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Haha…I had to laugh at this comment 😂 Fair enough Pete, this film certainly isn’t for everyone. It’s pretty cheesy, but well I just enjoyed it. Have you ever seen Timecop with Van Damme? I think you might enjoy that one😊
Legionnaire was alright…it was one of his later movies, but certainly not too bad I guess. And it was nice that it dealt with the Foreign Legion…it made it a pretty unique setting 😊
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I have seen a ‘bit’ of Timecop. That got turned off too. Sorry, but he’s not an actor. You know that, right? 🙂 🙂
The best thing I have seen him in is a beer commercial, where he is literally mocking himself. It made me warm to him!
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Haha…Yeah I know he isn’t an actor….although, there is one movie then that might change your mind, at least a little bit. You made me trigger that by mentioning the beer commercial where he mocks himself. I don’t know if you ever have seen that one: but you might want to check out JCVD. It’s a movie where he plays himself, and makes a complete fool of himself as well. And there is a scene in that film, where he honestly really acts incredibly well. That, and it’s a pretty fun film at the same time😊
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*starts imagining a sitcom called “Arnold & Sylvester”*
🎶Two bros hanging out all day
wearing jeans and polyester
But when the bad guys come out to play
They’ll hit harder than a winchester
It’s Arnolddddd~~ and Sylvester~~~🎶
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Haha…BEST COMMENT EVER! 😂😂 I seriously laughed so hard while reading this! Thanks lol! 😂😂😂
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I never saw this or any other of JCVD movies, but I’m ok with that 🤣
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Haha, fair enough…although I’m pretty sure there are some JCVD movies out there which you would enjoy! 😊
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I don’t know whether to applaud the use of guitar names for the cast or cringe at that them. They could have at least had someone called Jackson… 😛
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Lol….Why not both! 😂😂 True enough, this film is just B-fluff, but very enjoyable nonetheless. Too bad there isn’t anyone in it called Jackson….😂😂
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Or a Spanish character called Ibanez…. 😉
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Great review! I love, love, love 80s action movies, and JCVD was such an icon! Seems like his movies still hold up well today. It’s about due time for a re-watch. 😉
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Thank you so much. Definitely true though: most of Van Damme’s movies are still very enjoyable, especially much of his older work😊😊 Never a bad thing to do a rewatch every once in a while 😊
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I never really got into Van Damme films, but l but I can see why Cyborg has its fans. It’s incoherent and cheesy and full of Mad Max knock-off costumes, but naming the protagonist and villain Gibson and Fender, respectively, was inspired. All in all it’s a.gory, ludicrous, and highly enjoyable oddity.
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Fair enough. Van Damme’s films aren’t all gems, and some of them are downright cringeworthy. This one though, I have no idea why, it’s just one that I highly enjoyable. And still one of his best films to be honest😊
Thanks for your comment! 😊
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You know, I actually never really saw any more with Jean-Claude van Damme and only know him by name, with a reputation that precedes him. I mean, I did see him in Expendables 2 but none of his classics. I can definitely understand where you’re coming from with post-apocalyptic movies, they’re quite fun when well-done. Sounds like this one delivers exactly what you expected it too going in and that is the key to enjoying any more! 😀 Awesome review as always, Michel!
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Really? No Jean Claude van Damme movies ever huh? Well, there are a couple of them that are definitely worth checking out, this of course being one of them, but he has certainly made a couple of classic action movies, most being very enjoyable. He was a lot of fun in Expendables 2 I thought. He played the villain role pretty good.
Thanks Lashaan for another great comment and the support! 😊
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I am surprised to read that this movie is like Mad max. From the title I expected a Terminator knock off. I wonder if you are covering the He-Man cartoon or movie next. Did you know that a sequel cartoon, directed by Kevin Smith, is in the works?
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Haha, yeah, that is indeed something one could think seeing a title like that, but no this is definitely more like Mad Max than Terminator. Speaking of Mad Max…a review for that one is coming up next month😊
Oh…and just because you asked: yes, I’m going to cover the cartoon next month in Retro Raist! 😊
I have heard of the fact that there is a cartoon in the works yes! And it’s very cool that it’s a direct sequel too! I hope it’s going to be done well, and hopefully pays respect to the original source material😊
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Post apocalyptic films really can be a lot of fun (maybe not the apocalyptic part because that’s kind of horrible and depressing. The fun comes more from exploring the creators concept of what a Post apocalyptic world would look/be like). I really like these types of films too 🙂
For a B-movie this film sounds rather enjoyable. A slightly over the top villain can sometimes be entertaining (like Joker). It seems like a really good film for a Saturday night in with popcorn 😀
Great Review 😀
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Yeah that is one of the main reasons I like those type of movies as well. What kind of world does the director/writer come up with. And I have seen some pretty crazy ones, that’s for sure 😊😊
Over the top villains can definitely be very entertaining to say the least! 😊This one falls into that category for the most part, although during the final scenes he becomes a bit annoying 😅
All in all this really was quite the entertaining film! Saturday night popcorn movie definitely sounds right for this one! Thanks as always for your comment and the kind words! 😊
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I’ve never seen this, but it does sound entertaining and fun!
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It’s definitely a fun low budget film. If you like post apocalyptic films, this one is certainly worth giving a go at at some point:) (just don’t expect too much of it lol:))
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Aside from the budget we can’t expect a whole lot from really old movies right? And I loved your review here. I love action too especially in apocalyptic themes because the story teller can really use their imagination here you know. As far as action is concerned I’ve always felt there are two kinds – the kind that won’t bore you , entertains you and feels like it has originality, and the other kind that’s just so mindlessly repetitive that you actually start getting bored. I will be checking this one out and see which one it fits into. And like you said I will try not to have too much expectations and watch with an open mind. Once again, really good post Michel!
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Thank you again! I agree with you on your analysis of action movies. I recently saw John Wick 3, and while it certainly had it’s moments, it eventually became seriously repetitive and plain boring.
This one certainly wasn’t boring, and for a low budget movie, it was definitely one of the better ones. I always love the 80’s and this one I will always look back on with some fond memories. I hope you will enjoy it as well if you get around to it:)
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